Our resident porn star submits to our line of questioning.

Interview by Richard “DJ Treats” Dryden; Photos courtesy of Estevan Oriol and Digital Playground

For each issue of Complex, we scour the worlds of entertainment and sports to form a distinguished panel of celebrities to answer our battery of questions. We’ve had rapper Prodigy, comedian/actor Andy Dick, and NBA legend Reggie Miller in our um, annals. This time, we turn to Complex’s favorite mail- lady, Sophia Santi fresh off releasing her newest DVD (soon to be classic), Sophia Santi Scream. Peep how homegirl weighs in on some, ahem, easy to swallow questions in our special Complex.com edition of Talking Heads.

What’s your favorite beach?

Sophia Santi: South Beach. It’s fun, and I don’t have to wear any clothes—I can be topless with a thong and that’s ok. Nobody can arrest me. I was there with a whole group of people, I think right before Memorial Day, and one of my friends put one of my girlfriends on his shoulders, and we walked down the street for six blocks with her top off. Then a cop pulled us over and was like, “Hey, you can’t do that, not on the street.” My friend said, “Well, can we do it on the sidewalk?” The cop said, “Just not on the street, you’re stopping traffic.”

Who is your favorite MILF?

Sophia Santi: Sophia Loren. 

Hence Sophia Santi, right?

Sophia Santi: Right.

Good choice. Name a dead person you’d like to resurrect and punch in the face.

Sophia Santi: I never thought of that one before. Damn, I don’t really want to punch anybody in the face. Probably George Bush. He’s not dead, but it’d be nice.

Senior or junior?

Sophia Santi: Junior. Home // GIRLS // SEX // Sophia Santi