Everybody may have a wild side, but if you're looking for Susie Castillo's, you might want a sherpa and a bloodhound. The 27-year-old Dominican/Puerto Rican from Lawrence, Mass., spends her days inspiring teenyboppers as a TRL VJ and spends her nights…well, not doing much. The girl reeks of innocence: She can't spend more than three days away from her college-sweetheart husband, and her first movie role, as a reporter in the upcoming Underdog, is for Disney—not to mention that she's a former Miss USA. PG doesn't always mean PC, though. We got her to sound off about nude scenes, debauched beauty queens, and celebrities going commando.

What was the most scandalous thing you did as a Miss USA?
I didn't do anything. My mom always taught me to behave
a certain way. So I'm not going to get out of a car and have no panties on. Why would you want to show the world your vagina? Hello?
What did you think of 2006 Miss USA Tara Conner's drug scandal?
Whether you like it or not, you're a role model. It's not the job of Miss USA to be in rehab. Other girls worked hard to give it a positive name, and it's going to be tarnished for a very long time now.
Did you ever go through a rebellious phase?
Not really. The most rebellious thing I ever did was put my foot down, like, "Mom, I'm going to the nine o'clock movie."
Bad girl! So you've never experimented with drugs?
No.
Are you being honest?
Absolutely. Drugs always scared the shit out of me. You hear all these crazy stories, and I saw stuff in my neighborhood growing up.
Would you ever consider posing for Playboy or doing a nude scene?
Never. I've thought about that because it's so common, but you can use body doubles. I think nudity is exploited a lot, and I'm not comfortable with that.
Where is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
When I went to Cancun with MTV [for spring break], I swear to you, I saw people actually having sex on the dance floor. If only her parents…ew.
You're not gonna answer the question?
Hell no! I am a lady, my friend.
Okay, fine.

By Toshitaka Kondo