CONAN
(THQ-Xbox 360, PS3)

GENRE: Action
PLAYS LIKE: God of War, if Kratos was more brolic.
GAME THEORY: Of all the God of War–like hack-and-slash games coming soon, Conan— which is more  Barbarian than Destroyer (or even Late Night)—is the least original, but it’s also the least likely to have you praying to the original G-o-d.