WHAT'S THE WORST PLACE YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN BUSY?
Had to be in high school, on a noisy waterbed, with the girl’s angry, coked-up, gun-toting father in the room right next door.
Hmm. Probably in a movie theater.
WHAT'S THE WORST OUTFIT YOU EVER ROCKED?
BIKER SHORTS, WITH JAMZ SWIM TRUNKS OVER THEM AND A TANK TOP. It was for a bad wannabe School Daze party in '89.
A LEATHER TUBE TOP WITH TIGHT LEATHER PANTS.
WHERE IS THE WORST PLACE YOU'VE EVER BEEN?
NANPING, CHINA, THAT CITY SMELLED SO BAD I HAD TO PUT AN ALTOID IN EACH NOSTRIL TO DRIVE FROM THE TRAIN STATION TO THE HOTEL.
When I was little, my dad took me to L.A.'s Skid Row. That was, like, scary.
WHO IS THE WORST-LOOKING "HOT" CELEBRITY?
Name any 80-lb. "hot" girl in Hollywood.
I don't really think anyone's cute. I don't think anyone's cute until I get to know them.
WHAT'S THE WORST PICKUP LINE YOU'VE EVER USED?
I’VE NEVER USED PICKUP LINES—I’M NOT THAT DUDE. But one that comes to mind is, “Are your parents retarded? Because you turned out special.”
I’ve never used a pickup line on anyone. I would never hit on anyone, ever. I’m so shy—let alone that that’s so desperate, for a girl to talk to a guy. I would never do that in my life.
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