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Complex founder Marc Ecko and Cassie face off in a five-question showdown.

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MARC ECKO AGAINST THE WORLD

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Marc Ecko VS Cassie

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES?

“What world leader would you like to see naked?” I’d like to see Argentinian President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner’s “Pink House.” Seriously, that’s the name of her presidential palace.
“How does it feel to be the first black presidential candidate?” I don’t have a question for McCain. I don’t like anyone who’s friends with Bush.

HOW DOES YOUR CHILDHOOD VISION OF THE FUTURE COMPARE TO TODAY’S TECHNOLOGY?

As children of the ’70s, my friends dreamed of flying cars and walkie-talkie watches. Me? I dreamt of a global communications network that would bring MILF hunting, male enhancement pills, and execution videos into every American home. What can I say? I had a vision
I really thought the 2000s were going to be like The Jetsons. I’d love to be able to fly with a jet pack. GPS doesn’t amaze me, but I still think the fax machine is amazing. Like, how does it know what to do?

WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD NEVER DO AT A BAR?

Eat bar snacks?unless you enjoy the taste of strangers’ piss and dick cheese on your wasabi peas. It’s the snack equivalent of cruising in the men’s bathroom.
Walk away from a drink, then go back and drink it. You could get slipped something.

WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU THINK WOULD PRODUCE THE BEST MAIL-ORDER BRIDES?

Brazilian women are unbelievably beautiful, but there might be too much of an independent streak in them. If you’re rocking the mail-order bride, you want the full return on your investment, that full service.
There should be American mail-order brides going to other countries. I mean, in America you get the melting pot, you get everything. But Americans would never do that. I don’t really understand people doing mail-order brides anyway.

IF YOU COULD PAIR ANY TWO PEOPLE IN HISTORY TO COLLABORATE, WHO WOULD IT BE?

Since I’m married, I’d pair Steve Jobs and Robert Moses to collaborate on America’s urban-planning crisis. But if I wasn’t married, I’d pair Kim and Kourtney Kardashian to collaborate on my button-fly.
I would do a sub-line with my friends Dean and Dan, the designers for Dsquared. Our styles have a weird, eccentric way of going together. They have sick stuff, like a dress with a spiked ball and chain that hangs over the shoulder.
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