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Mortgage Foreclosures
Once only a ghetto real estate problem, the recent sub-prime mortgage crisis has resulted in a glut of empty mini-mansions on tree-lined housing developments. And according to a recent memo leaked by Hamburger U., living in a McMansion will now be treated as valid employment experience for dishing out quarter-pounders. Chapter 11: We’re Lovin’ It! If you’re looking to get fast-tracked to assistant managerhood, Grimace is waiting in the men’s room with a wide stance.

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