Leave the ghetto pass at home, because Complex is granting a lucky few admittance into the cul-de-sac.
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We're all familiar with the "Ghetto Pass" (or G-Pass, for you white people afraid to say the whole word in mixed company)—the validation that lets its esteemed possessor troop through the gulliest of areas with full acceptance. But what you might not be so familiar with is its socioeconomic counterpart, the "Suburb Pass." It's like a Golden Ticket, except instead of delicious chocolate, all you get is white geriatrics asking for your autograph.
Remember when you saw Snoop playing golf with Lee Iacocca in a Chrysler commercial? Yeah, that's when D-O-Double got his S-Pass stamped. And in case you haven’t seen the cover of ESPN Magazine, Kimbo Slice just got his. Saturday night marks the streetfighting champ’s nationwide primetime coronation as he battles James Thompson on CBS. We'd like to celebrate his sharing the airwaves with tepid fare like Two and a Half Men by officially presenting Kimbo (and nine lucky others!) with the exceedingly valuable Suburb Pass. Read about the lucky recipients below—and get ready to dickride when you see them at the Cheesecake Factory!
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