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A distinguished celebrity panel answers our probing questions.
DAVE ATTELL
DEION SANDERS
KID SISTER
JB SMOOVE
What was the last concert you attended?
I dream of getting tickets to Hannah Montana, like anybody else.
Morris Day.
The Kanye show in Paris. It’s like Star Wars meets the B4 Laser Light Show and Musical.
Jill Scott. I got a little misty in that joint.
What was your worst sports injury?
Separated my shoulder sneaking out of gym class.
My toe. I’ve had three surgeries.
A fractured ankle.
Groin. You’ll turn down some ass because of a groin injury.
When was the last time you were naked outdoors?
I don’t remember, but I’m sure it’s on YouTube.
I pee outside. Nothing like the wind blowin’ through your nuts
In the shower in St. Lucia.
Never. I never been skinny-dipping, that’s some white people shit.
What are you addicted to?
Besides booze and cigarettes, laughter.
Rooting for the underdog.
Interior design. Real girly.
Krispy Kreme donuts. That is the crack of desserts.
Catch the Insomniac funnyman’s Captain Miserable on HBO now.
Deion and wifey Pilar’s Primetime Love is on Oxygen this spring.
Look for the pro-nail vixen’s debut album Ko Ko B. Ware this summer.
JB brings the ladies the ruckus as Leon on HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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TRUE STORY
“I ain’t gon’ lie, a few times my eyes got a little watery. She get you like, Damn, that’s cold what that dude did to her. I was three rows from the front, I felt her pain. I was so close, you could see my eyes water. I got a free ticket, so I was happy because it was a little expensive. Thank God I didn’t have to pay-I would have really been crying.”
