Earlier this year, Duke fans could barely contain themselves after beating their dreaded rival North Carolina. When they got home, they started burning campus benches and mud wrestling in the middle of the quad. While we have a hard time calling a bunch of snot-nosed kids whose parents pay $46,000 a year for college “rioters,” there is an important lesson to be learned from this clip. As the genius with the lighter (seen in the above video at about 3:50) finds out, a healthy supply of flame accelerant is a must for any good riot.