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We test Seth and Kevin’s porn chops.

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We test Seth and Kevin’s porn chops.

What is the name of Jenna Jameson’s comic?

Kevin Smith: I don’t know that.

Seth Rogen: I have no idea, but I’m willing to bet you it sucks.

Shadow Hunter.

Kevin Smith: Cock Hunter would seem more appropriate.

What is the original number of performers scheduled to participate in Ariana Jollee’s 65 Guy Cream Pie?

Kevin Smith: Obviously not the 65? It’s not a “Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?” kind of question. 100?

Seth Rogen: I would hope 65.

50.

Kevin Smith: I would think that it would be hard to find 15 guys to participate after the first 50. It’s just gravy at that point. Man gravy.

What porn star was a Mensa member?

Seth Rogen: Asia Carrera. Boom.

Correct.

Seth Rogen: I like a smart chick.

Kevin Smith: She was in a movie called Chasing Asia. That’s the only title of ours that’s ever been porned [from Chasing Amy].

Which Hollywood-inspired porn title is not real?
a) Spermacus
b) Good Will Humping
c) Splatatouille
d) Ass Ventura

Kevin Smith: Spermacus doesn’t sound real.

Seth Rogen: Splatatouille. They wouldn’t go there. Even they could appreciate a good Pixar movie.

Splatatouille is correct.

Who holds the record for most sex partners in a single movie?

Kevin Smith: Is it that Dallas 500 chick?

Seth Rogen: Houston 500.

Kevin Smith: Well, close enough. Did she get to 500?

The number is 620, but apparently she recycled some of the dudes.

Kevin Smith: Guys were taking sloppy seconds? Or 502nds? That’s just depressing to me.

What legendary Italian porn star/director is responsible for the Animal Trainer series?

Kevin Smith: Rocco Siffredi. It’s so disappointing that I know so much about this.

Seth Rogen: I hear he’s rough. He’s a tyrant. Make sure your agent never books you with him.

Seth Rogen: I’ve said no to Rocco Siffredi so many times I’m sick of it.

What character is John Holmes famous for playing?

Seth Rogen: Fuck. I can’t remember. Buck Steel?
Kevin Smith: Johnny Wadd.

Right you are!

Kevin Smith: I’m ready for Porn Jeopardy with Alex Trebek—or Tre-back!

Results: Kevin 3, Seth 3. Though hailing from different generations, their love of filmed sex has brought them to a place of common understanding. Why can’t we all be more like these two?