Sinema 101
Kevin Smith: I don’t know that.
Seth Rogen: I have no idea, but I’m willing to bet you it sucks.
Kevin Smith: Cock Hunter would seem more appropriate.
Kevin Smith: Obviously not the 65? It’s not a “Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?” kind of question. 100?
Seth Rogen: I would hope 65.
Kevin Smith: I would think that it would be hard to find 15 guys to participate after the first 50. It’s just gravy at that point. Man gravy.
Seth Rogen: I like a smart chick.
Kevin Smith: She was in a movie called Chasing Asia. That’s the only title of ours that’s ever been porned [from Chasing Amy].
a) Spermacus
b) Good Will Humping
c) Splatatouille
d) Ass Ventura
Kevin Smith: Spermacus doesn’t sound real.
Seth Rogen: Splatatouille. They wouldn’t go there. Even they could appreciate a good Pixar movie.
Kevin Smith: Is it that Dallas 500 chick?
Seth Rogen: Houston 500.
Kevin Smith: Well, close enough. Did she get to 500?
Kevin Smith: Guys were taking sloppy seconds? Or 502nds? That’s just depressing to me.
Kevin Smith: Rocco Siffredi. It’s so disappointing that I know so much about this.
Seth Rogen: I hear he’s rough. He’s a tyrant. Make sure your agent never books you with him.
Seth Rogen: I’ve said no to Rocco Siffredi so many times I’m sick of it.
Seth Rogen: Fuck. I can’t remember. Buck Steel?
Kevin Smith: Johnny Wadd.
Kevin Smith: I’m ready for Porn Jeopardy with Alex Trebek—or Tre-back!
Results: Kevin 3, Seth 3. Though hailing from different generations, their love of filmed sex has brought them to a place of common understanding. Why can’t we all be more like these two?