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We test Seth and Kevin’s porn chops.

Seth Rogen and Kevin Smith

We test Seth and Kevin’s porn chops.

Jenna Jameson's
What is the name of Jenna Jameson’s comic?
Kevin Smith: I don’t know that.

Seth Rogen: I have no idea, but I’m willing to bet you it sucks.
Shadow Hunter.
Kevin Smith: Cock Hunter would seem more appropriate.

Ariana Jollee's
What is the original number of performers scheduled to participate in Ariana Jollee’s 65 Guy Cream Pie?
Kevin Smith: Obviously not the 65? It’s not a “Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?” kind of question. 100?

Seth Rogen: I would hope 65.
50.
Kevin Smith: I would think that it would be hard to find 15 guys to participate after the first 50. It’s just gravy at that point. Man gravy.

Asia Carrera
What porn star was a Mensa member?
Seth Rogen: Asia Carrera. Boom.
Correct.
Seth Rogen: I like a smart chick.

Kevin Smith: She was in a movie called Chasing Asia. That’s the only title of ours that’s ever been porned [from Chasing Amy].

Ratatouille
Which Hollywood-inspired porn title is not real?
a) Spermacus
b) Good Will Humping
c) Splatatouille
d) Ass Ventura
Kevin Smith: Spermacus doesn’t sound real.

Seth Rogen: Splatatouille. They wouldn’t go there. Even they could appreciate a good Pixar movie.
Splatatouille is correct.

houston620
Who holds the record for most sex partners in a single movie?
Kevin Smith: Is it that Dallas 500 chick?

Seth Rogen: Houston 500.

Kevin Smith: Well, close enough. Did she get to 500?
The number is 620, but apparently she recycled some of the dudes.
Kevin Smith: Guys were taking sloppy seconds? Or 502nds? That’s just depressing to me.

rocco-siffredi
What legendary Italian porn star/director is responsible for the Animal Trainer series?
Kevin Smith: Rocco Siffredi. It’s so disappointing that I know so much about this.

Seth Rogen: I hear he’s rough. He’s a tyrant. Make sure your agent never books you with him.

Seth Rogen: I’ve said no to Rocco Siffredi so many times I’m sick of it.

John Holmes
What character is John Holmes famous for playing?
Seth Rogen: Fuck. I can’t remember. Buck Steel?
Kevin Smith: Johnny Wadd.
Right you are!
Kevin Smith: I’m ready for Porn Jeopardy with Alex Trebek—or Tre-back!


Results: Kevin 3, Seth 3. Though hailing from different generations, their love of filmed sex has brought them to a place of common understanding. Why can’t we all be more like these two?
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