Advancing American foreign policy is a tricky process. Sometimes a squadron of stealth bombers is too heavy-handed and trade sanctions just make you look like a pussy. In Gymkata the US government goes for the trusty third option and sends in a really scrappy gymnast. Kurt Thomas plays the role of Jonathan Cabot, an Olympic gymnast who has to win The Game in order for the US to install a missile defense system. To win he only has to kick the shit out of the entire Slavic country of Parmistan. Lucky for him every battle happens to occur within arms reach of a pommel horse.