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With little research and no practice, our fearless columnist throws himself into the world of massage therapy.

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HAPPY BEGINNING
I arrive at Handle With Care Massage Therapy, and, once I’ve pulled myself out of the laughing fit induced by the idea that I handle anything with care, I meet the lovely Raquel, who’s agreed to let me massage her (she seems perfectly sane otherwise). As I do with all the beautiful women I meet, I first ask her where it hurts and if she’ll take off her clothes. Amazingly, she agrees to disrobe. I don’t care what the Democrats say, this country is awesome!

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