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UDAP Bear Spray
Scenario:
A shrinking national habitat forces grizzly bears into your backyard.
Product:
UDAP Bear Spray is guaranteed to keep these big furry animals at bay—at least until you can run the fuck away.
$40
(for a bag of 12),
cabelas.com
Probabilty of Disaster
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