HOW TO BREAK IT OFF

Once the thrill is gone, you must end it before your carefully orchestrated ruse is exposed. Really, there’s no reason to feel bad about unceremoniously dumping a Sex And The City girl—relentless man drama is the fuel that feeds her philosophical round-tables with her girlfriends. The easiest way to get out is to suddenly announce that you are moving away from the city for a new chapter in your life. Relocating to Napa Valley to start a winery is a popular choice, but any non-urban expedition will do. She will respect your decision but won’t be interested in following you to the country. That’s where she came from and she ain’t goin’ back—even for you.

BONUS TIP: If you run into her in NYC after lying about moving out of town, simply say that you’re back for a few days to celebrate your wedding. But if she catches you wearing your Jordans and a fitted hat, you might want to just run. Mr. Big would never be caught dead in those.

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