
When it came time for this greedy little Italian to get paid, he had to get his three baddest Spanish chicas on the case: Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria. They held him (and his crew!) down during the long voyage to "India," which, as it turns out, had moved to the opposite side of the globe for some weird reason. It's true that CC's ships brought a nasty case of genocide to the Native Americans, but their influence wasn't all bad: for example, if the sitiuation had been handled a little more tactfully, we probably wouldn't have Indian casinos. And those things are dope!