PLAYER: Miguel Tejada
TEAM: Houston Astros (National League)

WIFEY: Alejandra Tejada

We don’t give a shit how old Miguel is, his Dominican wife—who’s a singer with her own site ( http://www.alejandratejada.net) is smoking. Plus, peep what she said in an interview: “[Groupies are] just a part of the job. They are included in the package, so you just learn to deal with it. It’s nothing to stress over or worry about.” Miguel, Miguel, Miguel. Don’t fuck it up.