SITE:
FASTFOODSOURCE.COM

WHAT:
Fast food news, ratings, locators, and discussion.

WHO:
People annoyed by unclogged arteries.

WHY:
The top of the food pyramid is the tastiest.

AS AMERICAN AS:
Freedom Fries, Freedom Toast, and Freedom Kissing.

NUMBERS:
250: pounds lost by the Hamburglar after his 16-month meth bender.