WHO:
“I wanted to see if all the good things I heard about Filipina women were true.”

GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER:
Learning that “Me so horny” is you so corny

HONEYMOON:
A weekend in the capital learning the Manila Fold-Her

FOR BETTER OR WORSE:
No more Thanksgivings at your asshole Vietnam Vet uncle’s house

BY THE NUMBERS:
6955: Government act that outlaws mail-order brides in the Philippines