// M.E. AGAINST THE WORLD // Marc Ecko VS Kristen Bell
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS FROM?
Nowadays, you can't get your 'news' from any one source. The lines between opinion and news are so blurry. You gotta follow the thread and vet it out for yourself.
The Onion, and other such nonsensical publications. I don't trust Fox News because I never trust anyone with too much cleavage. As a general rule.
WHAT IS YOUR WORST AIRPLANE EXPERIENCE?
On a red-eye flight back from Vegas, I was asleep and this guy had a seizure and fell on me, convulsing, flailing, and spitting, eyes rolled to the back of his head. I yelled for help, and in the end he was fine, but it wigged me out for sure.
I won't tell you the story, but I'll tell you what I learned: They're effing serious about tampering with those lavatory smoke detectors.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT INTO A PHYSICAL FIGHT?
The last real mix-up I had was in my senior year of high school.
It was ugly. I broke my nose and ended up dislocating my left shoulder throwing a wild haymaker. Looking back now, physical fights aren't the ones that hurt. Legal fights are way nastier.
I've been known to throw a pretty mean 'running charades' party. Clotheslining, pile drivers, booby traps- all accepted, and encouraged. It's full contact running charades. And it's dope.
WHAT'S THE BEST FOOD DISH YOU MAKE?
I cook a mean whole red snapper. The trick is to rub the skin with truffle oil. I bake it in a salt mortar. The salt infuses the meat. Once it bakes, the shell hardens up like cement. You crack away the shell, and hot sex on a platter.
A killer salad with romaine, corn, grapes, assorted berries, avocado, tomato, edamame, almonds, and Asiago cheese- a.k.a. the vegetarian garbage disposal.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TV COP OF ALL TIME?
Colonel Cedric Daniels on HBO's The Wire. The Wire is the best, most honest thing on the idiot box. Daniels is fair, and plays it to change the game.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle from Reno 911! 'cause I love mammal toe and a good man thigh.
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