Marc Ecko VS Cassie

What is the craziest outfit you've seen Kanye West wear?

He got intoxicated with himself at the 2006 Grammys. He looked like a high-fashion Kool Moe Dee.

I know a lot of people have a lot to say, but I genuinely like what he wears all the time. I like metrosexual! [Laughs.] I think he was pretty fresh at the Grammys, but maybe [the exposed chest hair] was risky.

What is your worst experience with hot sauce?

One time my daughter was acting up, so I got the crazy idea to break out the Tabasco and "hot sauce" her [an alternative to soap in the mouth]. But she put her fingers in her mouth, then transferred it to her eyes and nose. Needless to say, my wife was beyond pissed off when she heard my daughter crying and found out what I'd done.

My dad brought this hot sauce back from Maine, he tried a drop, and just totally freaked out. Nobody was home one day, and I thought, Lemme try it. I was probably 11. I tried a little drop and nearly passed out. I think I almost died.

What's the most money you've ever owed a credit card company?

When I was six million dollars in debt with my company 10 years ago, I probably extended myself a couple hundred thousand dollars on my corporate card. All my personal cards were maxed out, 30 to 40 grand each.

I can't say. I feel like I shouldn't. I'm not supposed to say that stuff. Can I pass on this question?

Who'd you want to narrate your childhood, A la Daniel Stern in The Wonder Years?

Maybe Donald Trump. I could see him overly enunciating, making things seem more exciting than they really were, talking about me mowing lawns and jacking off to a Paula Abdul video.

I would want Barry White. I love Barry White's voice

What is the best revenge you've taken on someone?

Exerting your energy to affect someone else's passage, you can't take that time to the bank. The best revenge is doing good for yourself, not doing bad by someone else.

I don't remember what this boy did, but we were having a sleepover when I was a senior, he fell asleep, and I put make-up on him. It wasn't really revenge; he just woke up with make-up on his face.

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