Avid video gamers flip playtime into a hit Internet show.
By Rebecca Louie; Photograph by Daniel Alexander; PWN SHOP Jarrett Cale (left) Geoff Lapaire ›WHO Toronto-based childhood pals Jarrett Cale and Geoff Lapaire, both 30
a) When Spy Hunter drives through a puddle
b) When Link “rescues” Zelda in the eye
c) When bystanders get hit in first-person shooters
d) When Mario cries
a) “Greenut jutter & pelly”
b) “Good job, partner”
c) “Great Jesus penis!”
d) “Goddamn Jack Palance”
“N1” refers to the lost brother of dead prez’s M1 in Def Jam Vendetta.
a) a gamer who spits at the screen
b) a lame gamer
c) the South American pack animal in Metroid
d) the lead character in His Holiness, the Spiritual Leader of Tibet
Twinking is a new RPG in development from Lou Pearlman Games.
1. C 2. B 3. FALSE. IT STANDS FOR “NICE ONE.” 4. B 5. FALSE. IT’S WHEN AN ESTABLISHED GAMER SOUPS UP A new, LOW-LEVEL character with HIGH-LEVEL items.