// Leaders of the New // Sadam Ali
RESUMÉ Two-time national Golden Gloves champ
IN 2008 More gold-this time Olympic
IN 2008 More gold-this time Olympic
The most patriotic thing we'll probably do this summer is root for Sadam-Ali, that is. The Yemenite-American is repping the U.S. boxing team in the Beijing summer Olympics. A 19-year-old lightweight, he made the cut on account of his lightning hand-speed, reminiscent of fellow Brooklynite Zab Judah. We just hope Ali has a better chin.
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IT'S NOT ALL RAH-RAH, PEOPLE. WHO'S TAKING AN L IN '08?
MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
You got by on the beard and the appealingly delusional despotism for long enough, Mahmoud. There just aren't enough impressionable coeds in this country to make us pretend to humor you anymore.PEREZ HILTON
If we want to see a bitchy know-it-all with a fat-kid complex, we'll watch The View. Who at VH1 smoked dust and gave you a show, anyway? We'd rather watch New York's mom's sex tape.BARACK OBAMA
E for effort, big homie, but you'll be seeing red (states) come November. Don't worry, you've still got a few terms left before you're corrupt enough not to care what happens to our country.STEVE CARELL
We still love The Office, but how many times can you play a warmhearted family man who becomes a warmer-hearted family man? Last chance: if Get Smart is as wack as we fear, we're sending Jonah Hill to take a crap on your chest.
