// Leaders of the New // Mike Choi
RESUMÉ Witchblade, X-23
IN 2008 Uncanny X-Men
IN 2008 Uncanny X-Men
Non-dorks, understand: Penciling Marvel Comics' Uncanny X-Men, a best-selling title for damn near 30 years now, is the comics equivalent of hitting clean-up for the Yankees. So when 29-year-old artist Mike Choi, who'd enjoyed successful runs on Witchblade and X-23, was asked to lend his crisp, detailed line-work to the flagship book, it was a clear sign that he's a future franchise player in Stan Lee's house of hits. Excelsior, my dude!
IT'S NOT ALL RAH-RAH, PEOPLE. WHO'S TAKING AN L IN '08?
MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
You got by on the beard and the appealingly delusional despotism for long enough, Mahmoud. There just aren't enough impressionable coeds in this country to make us pretend to humor you anymore.PEREZ HILTON
If we want to see a bitchy know-it-all with a fat-kid complex, we'll watch The View. Who at VH1 smoked dust and gave you a show, anyway? We'd rather watch New York's mom's sex tape.BARACK OBAMA
E for effort, big homie, but you'll be seeing red (states) come November. Don't worry, you've still got a few terms left before you're corrupt enough not to care what happens to our country.STEVE CARELL
We still love The Office, but how many times can you play a warmhearted family man who becomes a warmer-hearted family man? Last chance: if Get Smart is as wack as we fear, we're sending Jonah Hill to take a crap on your chest.
