Forget retro, rap’s next-gen duo makes future sounds.
By Damien Scott; KOOL KIDZ Naledge (left) and Double O In her saner days, Whitney Houston said it best: The children are our future. Kidz in the Hall agree. Chicago MC Jabari “Naledge” Evans, 25, and New Jersey producer/DJ Michael “Double O” Aguilar, 28, know rap history, but they’re not interested in rehashing it. “There are a lot of corny rappers that try to bring ’88 back when they should be trying to bring in 3004,” says Naledge. “Every statement [you make] should be the next thing.”
Johnny Travolta’s gang raced fast cars, dug out fast women, got into fistfights, and wore fitted jeans and leather. Jim Jones wishes he was that fly.
GRADE: A-
A.C. Slater, the “cool jock” of the show’s impossibly diverse clique, wore spandex unitards and never touched a titty in four years of high school.
GRADE: F
Nothing puts a spring in our gym shorts like bitchy, elitist sluts with eating disorders. Boi-oing!
GRADE: B
If these hard-drinking, skirt-chasing rebels weren’t cops, they would be supremely gangster.
GRADE: B+